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یہ قصہ ہے ایک عدالتی پیشی کا۔ مجرم تھا ٹی وی پر آنے والا ایک جوکر اور منصف تھا، جسٹس لیگ آف بنانا ریپبلک کا سربراہ بیٹ مین۔
بیٹ مین:- آپ کے مجرمانہ جھوٹ سے ہمیں صدمہ پہنچا۔

جوکر:- اجی اب چھوڑیے بھی۔ آپ تو شرمندہ کر رہے ہیں۔

بیٹ مین:- لیکن آپ تو کہہ رہے تھے کہ اگر آپ غلط ثابت ہوئے تو آپ کو پھانسی دے دی جائے۔

جوکر:- لو آپ تو سنجیدہ ہی ہو گئے۔ ہاہاہ

بیٹ مین:- آپ کو سزا ضرور ملے گی۔ لیکن چل بیلیا تیرے واسطے اسپیشل ڈسکاونٹ، آپ خود بتا دیں کتنی سزا دی جائے آپ کو؟

جوکر:- یار اگر اتنا ہی اصرار ہے تو سنا دو کوئی ایک دو مہینے کی پابندی۔

بیٹ مین:- ابے یار کوئی میری بھی عزت رکھ لے میں نے عبرت کا نشان بنانے کی پھڑیں ماری تھیں۔ چھ مہینے کی سزا سناؤں گا تمہیں۔

جوکر:- ابے یار چھ مہینے تو بہت زیادہ ہیں، اچھا نا تیری گل نا میری گل۔ تین مہینے کی سزا ۔پٹھان ریٹ ۔ڈن؟؟

بیٹ مین:- ڈن۔ فیصلہ لکھو جی، اینکر کو 3 مہینے تنخواہ کے ساتھ چھٹی پر بھیجا جاتا ہے۔

جوکر ۔۔۔ اوکے ڈئیر، پھر ملیں گے۔ بائے

بیٹ مین:- بائے

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